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Critter: Dear Internet, please change the name, NETs are sometimes used to catch us and...*shudder*

Critter: What is poysonem?
Clippy: I see you are asking a question. Would you like some help with that?
Critter: What is poysonem?
Clippy: Use it in a sentence.
Critter: His friend said, "If they won't go, poysonem." What is poysonem?
Clippy: Search critterpedia.net
Critter: You, too with a NET!? And, what is a critter?
Clippy: You are a critter.
Critter: Because I use a computer? Human uses a computer, is he a critter, too?
Clippy: You have exceeded the three-question limit for this session. Goodbye.

Critter: critterpedia.(shudder)net enter
Critter: poysonem search
Critterpedia: Do you mean boysenberry? A wild berry that birds and animals enjoy eating right from the bush. Humans like to take them home and make sweets with them.
Critter: No! poysonem; poysonem!
Critterpedia: Poison Oak. The berries from poison oak are essential to the diet of some birds and animals. Humans cannot eat this berry, nor even come in contact with any part of the plant that has juice in it.
Critter: Poysonem! POY-SON-EM!
Critterpedia: You sound upset. Maybe you should have a snack and try again later. Good bye.